1. gayturians:

    don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

    (via mistress-of-dragons)

     

  2. "Writing isn’t the same as speaking, I struggle with conversation."
     
  3. bohemea:

    Jessica Chastain - Marie Claire by Tesh, December 2012

    (via mistress-of-dragons)

     

  4. straightboymamoru:

    if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

    (Source: themisquartet, via zackisontumblr)

     
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  7. richardcreech:

    MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

    GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

    (via zackisontumblr)

     

  8. dajo42:

    hot thigns to say durinfg sex:

    • you’re too slow!
    • we gotta stop eggman’s robots!
    • the chaos emeralds!
    • I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
    • gotta go FSAT

    (via weeaboodaddy420)

     

  9. neatpotatoes:

    "i’M S0 drUnk i cAn’T evn TypE!"

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    (Source: neatpotatoes, via ruinedchildhood)

     
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